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Sean - Feb 4, 2018 12:01am, #270262


"Conservatives" make work as horrible as possible, you know, for the sake of the bottom line, then complain about those who complain about the suckage of the modern work experience.



Sean - Jan 27, 2018 7:38pm, #270254


Dear Sho. Just saw this now for the first time. It reminds me of Stephen J. Gould's question: how many men and women of Albert Einstein's cerebral caliber lived and died as mere slaves in the old South. We'll never know. Just poorer as a result.



Sean - Jan 22, 2018 10:40pm, #270248


Thank you! But I think we both know that THAT fart was overdue anyways, given your recent history.



Sean - Jan 1, 2018 7:21pm, #270198


Spoiler alert: 9 smells like chicken. Don't ask me how I know.



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 6:04pm, #270190


Oh Greeny ... it's almost like I paid you some s-load of worthless bitcoins to comment on this one. But I DID AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO SO ON DECEMBER 24ISH ... so NO BITCOINS FOR YOU!!!!! P.S.: love you Man. :)



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:56pm, #270188


Just upvoted. For the record. Because everyone gets a trophy for showing up. Though this one is indeed funny.



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:54pm, #270187


Finally. Someone on the internets says something truly super-groovey about tattoos. Well put. And I ain't got none myself.



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:48pm, #270186


The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:45pm, #270185


Wot is



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:43pm, #270184


Mixed message much?



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:42pm, #270183


But just to be crystal: the douchnozzle thingy was self-referential. *burp!*



Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:41pm, #270182


I kinda hated this one for ... like ... TWO WHOLE SECONDS. tHEN THE ALCOHOL KICKED BACK IN AND I'm ALL "WAIT A MINITE YEW DOUCHENOZZLE, THIS IS funny!!!!!!!! And it is. But it's still just captioning. Just.



Sean - Dec 28, 2017 7:15pm, #270172


Thanks "FACEPLANT31" ... if that's even your REAL name. (If it is, I think your parents had mixed feelings about you early on.) Up until now, I never realized just how annoying that pretentious little twit ***kens was. Great expose my friend. Love it!



Sean - Dec 28, 2017 6:19pm, #270171


This is DEEPLY disturbing. No. Really. And by that I mean: I LOVE IIIIITTTTT!!!!



Sean - Dec 27, 2017 5:59pm, #270168


No. Yer wrong. Timing is SOMETHING. NOT everything. Only EVERYTHING is everything. And then there's you, RERUN. You Sir, are MY everything. ;)



Sean - Dec 26, 2017 8:34pm, #270163


I hear you, Man. Take 'er ease!



Sean - Dec 26, 2017 8:21pm, #270161


True ... but it pays the bills.



Sean - Dec 26, 2017 8:04pm, #270159


tl;dr ... I mean jeepers. 5 line of text ... who has that kinda time? Good to see you Greeny!!!!



Sean - Dec 23, 2017 1:22pm, #270143


Oh I get it. The poster can say a*s*s, but I can't. ;)



Sean - Dec 23, 2017 1:21pm, #270142


I truly love this one. Incidentally, the last time my dumb a** got dumped: by text message! :0



Sean - Dec 22, 2017 5:02pm, #270140


Thank you. And after actually saying this out loud a few days ago, I'm pleased to announce that my shiner is now barely noticeable.



Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:50pm, #270139


Any doubts 'tis I, the one and only Sean O' the M-Fakes?



Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:48pm, #270138


And he kinda goes around checking up on his old buds because he wants to get the band back together? Ok, nevermind all that ... Uhmmm, do you like Wes Anderson movies? I love you man!



Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:47pm, #270137


And the ancient one who is wayyyy more powerful than the noobs is royally p. o.'d ... Ok, forget all that. Uhmm you know how in the movies, buddy gets outta the joint after doing a nickel or dime stretch ...



Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:45pm, #270136


Only to find that the current "vampire nation" has gone to h*e*l*l in a handbasket because all the younger vamps seem to faint at the sight of blood? Or whatnot? ...



Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:43pm, #270135


Hey, reun. You know those movie franchises where one of the ancient ones, who's been "asleep" for hundreds of years, suddenly comes out of the ground, or outta his crypt ...



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:22pm, #270117


P.s.: yer amsome too!



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:19pm, #270116


Test2: metta hoar



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:19pm, #270115


Test2: metta hoar



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:18pm, #270114


Test: me***hor



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:18pm, #270113


Well I have been called "The Energizer Bunny" within recent memory ... but then again, on second thought, she was speaking me***horically ... :)



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:14pm, #270112


Sorry Mods. Didn't realize I sent this one in already. Submitted again tonight (my time). Not sure how to unsubmit unless I have another one to submit -- which I don't at the moment. Sorry. :)



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:34pm, #270110


Feelings ... jeepers. And I hope you are working on your microaggressions ...



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:21pm, #270109


Icksnay on-dey the abulousfey ... dig eh vous? I mean yeah, I do fabulous like nobody's bees wax ... but lately I'm getting propositioned by dudes ... *sigh* Thank God most a them are good looking. :)



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:17pm, #270108


Well alright then. I'll see wot like I can do ... but ONLY because YOU asked ... in a totally macho way.



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:16pm, #270107


Thanks, missdizz. You are overwhelmingly toooooo kind. I shall hang out wit choose guys more often! (I was raised by Italians ... but also by wolverines ... long story.)



Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:14pm, #270106


Moooooooooooooooooooo! How ya doin' buddy? I missed you. You still denying that you're a cow? Well good for you!!! (aside to everyone else: funniest most foul-mouthed cow I ever met).



Sean - Dec 17, 2017 4:13pm, #270094


Somehow just clicking "upvote" is not nearly as satisfying as when we had to click on any one of five foofy poodles (others insisted that they were lions -- but I knew the truth!).



Sean - Dec 17, 2017 4:10pm, #270093


I've been gone for so long, I have little to no idea how to vote. But if'n I ever figure it oot (I'm Canadian btw), I shall five lion this funny little puppy.



Sean - Dec 17, 2017 12:36am, #270090


Meh, nothing. Doomed for sure! Irregardless, even.



Sean - Dec 16, 2017 11:57pm, #270089


The feminist ladies I sleep with regularly don't seem to want to castrate me. Maybe because I am a feminist. And/or because I lift, bro!



Sean - Apr 27, 2015 9:45pm, #260976


First, I gently and gracefully shave his back ... "hanging" is startin' to look pretty good, right about now, eh? Greeny my friend, eh?



Sean - Apr 11, 2014 10:39am, #254200


Say what?! Oh, wait, he's on second isn't he?



Sean - Apr 8, 2014 11:26am, #254163


My reaction/observation was in response to how that quote is normally used. But anywho, it's a nice poster (see? back on my meds).



Sean - Apr 7, 2014 9:49pm, #254146


And just how small must a government be before it's too small to take away everything I've got?



Sean - Apr 5, 2014 12:44pm, #254080


And around the edges is darkness, my old friend. Love it.



Sean - Mar 30, 2014 2:47pm, #253920


Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?



Sean - Mar 30, 2014 2:45pm, #253919


Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.



Sean - Mar 30, 2014 1:02am, #253905


*non



Sean - Mar 30, 2014 1:01am, #253904


Ah, Le Pistolas L'amour, no?



Sean - Mar 30, 2014 12:59am, #253903


Uhm, your ex, she seeing anyone right now?



Sean - Mar 30, 2014 12:53am, #253902


"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!



Sean - Mar 28, 2014 7:48pm, #253885


I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.



Sean - Mar 28, 2014 12:10pm, #253879


Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?



Sean - Mar 27, 2014 9:41pm, #253872


Not my house, obviously. Look at the screens! Not one of them caught lookin' at the pernergerfy?!? Not bloody likely.



Sean - Mar 27, 2014 9:39pm, #253871


And that ain't it. What you there is my post post routine! So there!



Sean - Mar 26, 2014 11:17pm, #253840


The fool! That's the first place anyone would look.



Sean - Mar 26, 2014 7:18pm, #253830


Ewwww, downright abysmal, but NOT in a bad way. 5 lions whose souls are so dark their eyes don't even glow in the night!



Sean - Mar 25, 2014 4:36pm, #253821


A veritable rabitunity!



Sean - Mar 24, 2014 9:44pm, #253806


Agreed, only vaguely amusing the first time. *sigh*



Sean - Mar 24, 2014 9:43pm, #253805


Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.



Sean - Mar 24, 2014 9:43pm, #253804


Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.



Sean - Mar 24, 2014 6:29pm, #253797


Yeah! Because "zoppertunity" would sound silly.



Sean - Mar 24, 2014 2:26pm, #253790


Yeahhhh, but whattayagonnado? ZAP! 5 lions with static cling. But seriously, coooool.



Sean - Mar 23, 2014 7:41pm, #253764


Ewwwww, this one is deep -- either that or it's about some type of off roady veee-hicle. Too close to call really. But lotsa lions though.



Sean - Mar 23, 2014 12:42pm, #253759


*looks up from desk* Is he gone yet?



Sean - Mar 23, 2014 12:41pm, #253758


That's NOT a question! It's a questitunity!!!



Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:58pm, #253747


But I thank you for your support!



Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:58pm, #253746


Office, underpass, toe-may-toe ta-mah-toe. Rutabaga!



Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:56pm, #253745


You're a good egg, steve1961. Ism is lucky to have you have his back.



Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:35pm, #253744


I love it, but you better not be Stan from accounting. You're not, are you? Dude's been looking at me maliciously lately ....



Sean - Mar 22, 2014 12:21pm, #253731


Bill Maher joke. Attribution wouldn't hurt. No?



Sean - Mar 19, 2014 4:11pm, #253695


Dark and snarky ... a rare combination.



Sean - Mar 19, 2014 3:54pm, #253694


5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.



Sean - Mar 19, 2014 3:50pm, #253693


In my own defense, I actually do talk in run-on sentences. Some find that endearing. Jus' sayin'.



Sean - Mar 18, 2014 4:38pm, #253677


Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?



Sean - Mar 11, 2014 5:01pm, #253531


How about running away? As in, I think running away is more important than standing here in fear. There's all kinds of courage, is what I'm saying. That's all.



Sean - Mar 11, 2014 4:37pm, #253530


Dude. Jus' sayin'.



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:58pm, #253495


Uhm, wot's watership down?



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:31pm, #253492


That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr** terms this time.



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:30pm, #253491


Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:28pm, #253490


Hey I remember the day I came up with this one. I was miserable that day. Huh. Good times ....



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:26pm, #253487


What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:24pm, #253486


Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:15pm, #253485


Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:14pm, #253484


Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 7:15pm, #253481


a pimento at lunch?!!! Sheesh.



Sean - Mar 8, 2014 7:14pm, #253480


Ahhh, shucks! When I woke up this morning I thought I had as least one thing still going for me: that I never said anything stupid anywhere on the internet on December 17, 2000 and freakin' 9. So now whatta I got? That I only ALMOST choked to death on



Sean - Dec 5, 2013 6:30pm, #251385


R.I.P. Mr. Mandela. I hope this poster is retired out of respect. Please consider that a sincere request, Admin. Thanks.



Sean - Aug 7, 2013 10:01pm, #248449


Hey thanks, Sho. Uhmmmm, can you pick up milk?



Sean - Mar 27, 2013 10:14pm, #244696


I remain your humble rainy day servant. I'll be back soon ... ish.



Sean - Mar 3, 2013 1:34am, #243997


Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)



Sean - Sep 6, 2012 1:10am, #238945


Uhm, yeaaahhh. The "***" are where the t-a-p was. I mean, it's not like I said "papwater" cuz that would be gross.



Sean - Sep 6, 2012 1:07am, #238944


Oops. Uhmm, Mods. Hey Mods!!! I think that big mean ruffian fella just threatened me. Do something! Oh, and by the W, my supersoaker ... it's filled with UNFILTERED *** WATER.



Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:54am, #238942


Hey Bone, this one's for you, bud.



Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:49am, #238941


You have an EMPTY canon and nary a clue how to reload it. Me and my supersoaker will be right over, Dorathy!



Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:44am, #238940


And as that empty chairs descends into the abyss, it hears itself berated for not honoring its campaign promise to close down the detention facility at Guantonamo Bay.



Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:10am, #238938


For the haters out there, and evidently there are some, I would just like to say this in my most non-whiniest voice: do you know how hard it is to find a high quality pic of a freakin' stick insect on the freakin' internets? Because I don't think you do.



Sean - Sep 5, 2012 11:59pm, #238937


'ziffff.



Sean - Sep 5, 2012 11:57pm, #238936


Hey look. It's Grover Norquist on his day off.